mjd: Oh, right. I get it now. Reality #TV is time spent with people you don't...
Oh, right. I get it now. Reality #TV is time spent with people you don't like, while they perform unpleasant, unproductive, totally meaningless tasks. It's a substitute for employment.
View Articlemjd: All of #TV seems to be stupid people talking direct to camera. In my day...
All of #TV seems to be stupid people talking direct to camera. In my day we had these things called "shows". You can still get them on #Bittorrent, but you didn't hear that from me.
View Articlemjd: Leaving #DLW and the in-laws to enjoy #Auto-Tune's Greatest Hits, or...
Leaving #DLW and the in-laws to enjoy #Auto-Tune's Greatest Hits, or Australia's Got Talent. Has a judge ever said "You do know nobody really sings like that?" Still, full marks for bravely imitating...
View Articlemjd: Competitive cooking show participants advised by celeb chef to "cook...
Competitive cooking show participants advised by celeb chef to "cook with your heart". Respond "No thanks, I'm using that. How about brains?" #TV
View Articlemjd: Do you often experience pain after your evening meal? Taking an axe to...
Do you often experience pain after your evening meal? Taking an axe to your #TV targets this pain at its source. Ask your doctor if smashing your telly into little bits is right for you.
View Articlemjd: #OMGA. The PM is off to the see the Governor General about an election,...
#OMGA. The PM is off to the see the Governor General about an election, and the #TV news is following his car in a helicopter, as though we couldn't understand the process without accompanying...
View Articlemjd: The Bunyip Tories are broadcasting the first of their election campaign...
The Bunyip Tories are broadcasting the first of their election campaign #TV ads. Evidently the PM's motorcade made it across the barren moonscape of #Canberra all the way to the G-G. Phew! I was on the...
View Articlemjd: Wow. Affable #TV nerd David Rees is the same David Rees that produced...
Wow. Affable #TV nerd David Rees is the same David Rees that produced the profanity-rich webcomic 'Get Your War On' during the dark days of the Coalition of the Willing War On Random Foreign...
View Articlemjd: The only people to experience the level of joy promised by #TV...
The only people to experience the level of joy promised by #TV advertising, from nothing more than riding in a car, are dogs.
View Articlemjd: #AU free-to-air #TV update: They've started Friends from the beginning,...
#AU free-to-air #TV update: They've started Friends from the beginning, again, without even a short Seinfeld break. I don't know if they got to the end or just thought people prefer the early, less...
View Articlemjd: I don't see the humour in shallow people, with implausibly huge...
I don't see the humour in shallow people, with implausibly huge apartments despite apparently not having to work for a living, relentlessly insulting each other for half an hour. So I was unprepared...
View Articlemjd: Exercising my nostalgia muscles this evening: #TV cook (not "chef")...
Exercising my nostalgia muscles this evening: #TV cook (not "chef") Keith Floyd. Here he is with an insanely young Rick Stein. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN6NA8bQUk0
View Articlemjd: @strypey An Aussie with a #UK accent because my only childhood companion...
@strypey An Aussie with a #UK accent because my only childhood companion was #ABC #TV.
View Articlemjd: Gah! Stop ruining the few non-awful bits of my childhood, #TV!...
Gah! Stop ruining the few non-awful bits of my childhood, #TV! https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/2251/porridge_series_in_2017/
View Articlemjd: Damn. There's too much good #TV. This is destroying the value of bad TV....
Damn. There's too much good #TV. This is destroying the value of bad TV. http://cepr.net/blogs/beat-the-press/what-does-it-mean-to-have-too-many-television-shows
View Articlemjd: Unfortunate conjunction: an advertisement spruiking the prestige value...
Unfortunate conjunction: an advertisement spruiking the prestige value of broadcast #TV ads, followed by an ad for a reality show called Airplane Repo. Yes! Bad debts and corporate jets! I need to...
View Articlemjd: Late last night, having a wee swallie and partaking of some ethnic...
Late last night, having a wee swallie and partaking of some ethnic humour, I happened across David Tennant's first #TV gig. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWB3OSWPByQ #DrWho
View Articlemjd: @tregeagle I am familiar with that condition. Try a mix of cask wine,...
@tregeagle I am familiar with that condition. Try a mix of cask wine, ice cream, and 70s #TV. It gives me the strength to go to sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuN5QiUk00E
View Articlemjd: According to the #TV, Princess Di was buried on the island in the middle...
According to the #TV, Princess Di was buried on the island in the middle of her family's lake. I always assumed I'd be cremated, but come to think of it, it's not like Mum and Dad are doing anything...
View Articlemjd: #DLW has been out of town for a few days. No background #TV noise, so...
#DLW has been out of town for a few days. No background #TV noise, so I've been listening to my tinnitus the whole time. Thanks again, Sony Walkman & co.
View Articlemjd: Troughton was #TV's first great character actor. He famously dismissed...
Troughton was #TV's first great character actor. He famously dismissed the stage as "all that shouting in the evening". #DrWho
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